Presenting to you the two fattest most-pampered Chihuahuas in Singapore! AHHH so lovely.. i miss them already :(

This is it. I've reached the pinnacle of laziness and gluttony... How depressing. There's no place to go after you've reached the top.

-Garfield said it best!

PS: Bidding starts tomorrow!? I realised suddenly, I don't want to graduate so soon.

OH FUCK.

LOST THEN FOUND.

The whole Christmas hoo-ha is doing nothing except making me look more and more like i'm 7-months pregnant.

While smsing kenny just now i unhappily typed "my tummy can feed an army now" and his SUPER-MEAN reply i quote word for word: Your tummy can feed a nation any time of the year. THAT officially marked the 456295629618746th time i seriously considered ending the friendship!!!!!

And so it's undoubtedly the time of the year when people start reflecting on the past 12 months. But I don't even know WHERE to start so i'm leaving that out for now.

And also you know there are times when you feel very happy even though you know you shouldn't be? Tonight is definitely one of those nights. Like someone once told me, you can't judge a person by his/her behaviour because behaviour might not always reflect true intention or beliefs. It can be complicated as that and it can also be simple as that. (:

Theory of Planned Behaviour?

I believe at the end of the day, it's the heart that rules.

PS: No salmon sashimi tomorrow!

Funny how i can always find something to complain about. Last weekend i was so bored with ABSOLUTELY nothing to do i actually tried to while away my time by googling images like "cute dogs" and "green tee frap" and sending bored sms-es to anyone that comes to mind begging them to entertain me. AND NOW i am complaining about a packed christmas week whereby i hardly have the time to even go shopping or read a story book. Wonder what kind of complaints i'll have for next week??????

Day out with my mom and aunt today! My aunt's christmas present for me, CLASSIC PEDICURE SESSION plus fabulous meal at Jack's Place. Honestly its been more than 10 years since i've stepped into Jack's Place, for whatever reason i do not know.

This OPI collection is every girl's heaven. Or more specifically, me and Jaslyn's heaven. Why would people want to rob a bank when they could rob a nail parlour?

A very Christmassy meal. I love my aunt, because she stuffs me with good food not just on special occasions, but EVERY SINGLE TIME she sees me since i was a very little girl. (:

Well heard that results are out tmr! Which is why I'm escaping to Malaysia. Hahaha dad is so kind to offer to drive me in, though not without a stern warning from mom, "HOW LONG DO YOU INTEND TO HIDE FROM YOUR GOING-TO-BE DISASTROUS RESULTS!!" Hahaha fine i know this is ESCAPISM TO THE MAX, but i do intend to clean up my academic shit someway or somehow, I just haven't decided WHEN. :P

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present.

-Niccolo Machiavelli

My satisfied friends (:

Was SERIOUSLY damn lazy to cook on that day but they went ON AND ON with their "you-promised-to-cook-for-us-when-you-were-all-the-way-in-Germany!!!" so i was practically left with no other choice. Well and they fully displayed their low level of trust for me by attempting to buy lotsa BACK-UP FOOD like INSTANT NOODLES and MARINATED CHICKEN WINGS. Hahahaha what nice friends!!

But ultimately I AM HAPPY that they loved my burger! Also happy to have witnessed John's cooking skills (or lack thereof). Wii was a super fun affair, what with bowling and boxing and stupid rabbits that left my whole body aching till now.

A VERY satisfied birthday-boy (:

Shall adamantly ignore HS's comment "omg look at your chubby cheeks, you look so fat" right after we took this photo.

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE coffee bean's green-tea ice frap. It is officially second only to Starbuck's caramel frap. Gosh yay yay yay yay new love... Bring on the calories! Like i care!

WHO IS THE NEXT BEYONCE??

"There are friends who drain your energy and there are friends who give you energy. You need to spend 99% of your time with friends who give you energy and the remaining 1% on the people who will take it away." - This is what Jas told me at 3am in the night.

Which explains why i spend my time with this group of girls who give me enough energy to sustain RIGOROUS SWIMMING OF A MILLION LAPS followed by toxin-releasing sauna followed by THE MOST TIRING KARAOKE SESSION WHICH WE LET OUT 10-YEARS WORTH OF ANGST THROUGH THE MIKE (hence terrorizing the whole estate) followed by a never-ending nail castle manicure-pedicure session and then pasar-malam supper followed by a longgg counselling session with jas before i finally plonked on the bed at 6am.

Am lying completely exhausted and lifeless on the bed as i type this now and the thought of FLYING KITE and GYMING tomorrow, KILLS, just KILLS ME.

HAHAHAH right this moment i love how it is almost effortless to talk in skype with someone who DOES NOT PAY ENOUGH ATTENTION to realise that i am so tired i am talking nonsense. Had such a vivid dream about germany in my sleep just now and woke up feeling super grouchy and lost but thankfully Jerrold showed me london snow and for a moment i was transported back to Big Ben... British Museum... Tower Bridge.... Buckingham Palace.... My favourite Piccadilly circus.... yada yada yada.

Aww i love my friends so much. ♥